Unicorns + Dragons

I once had a little brown pony
I couldn’t afford food so she was real bony
So I fed her a balloon and she kinda exploded
She became a unicorn with a horn glitter-coated

We teamed up for quests
We were better than the rest

But one day I fell down
My head split right through my crown
My unicorn dragged me to a dragon
In some sort of strange wagon

The dragon took care of me
It was even all for free
Her scales were funny
They could change into money [That would heal ME]

So when I left her cave
It was my life that she saved
And I never fell down again.